June 2004, as RS became RS1, and RS2 became RS.

Interview With Thrander of Varrock

Original interview from the Varrock Slaughter Daily with addendum on reprinting

            Some things in life you want, some things you like, but there are few real needs in life: food, shelter, and having the correct armor. Nothing is more difficult than ill-fitting armor, or more embarrassing than having your gender mistaken because your top is made for the opposite sex- and with a full helmet on, sometimes it takes a banker’s eye to tell the difference!
            Certainly the subject of my next interview agrees, and because of the importance of his work I was anxious to speak to him: Thrander had been working plate armor in Varrock for as long as there has been a name for it (the town, not the armor).
            I’d chatted with Thrander before- we were both concerned with the stingy state of affairs regarding new citizens and the King’s reluctance to give them any armor above the offensively paltry wooden shield and bronze blade that travelers to this land were expected to make their way in life with. But until I my position on the ‘Daily I never asked him about his work.
            So reluctant was he to leave his work that I spoke to him on the job, a modest smithy with a climb-up studio apartment above. Located in a quiet spot behind the east Varrock bank, the double doors of his shop look out on the very streets avenues of economy in one direction, and into the seedy end of Varrock's back alleys on the other.
            “How long have you been providing your services?”
            “Oh, quite a while- as long as I can remember.”
            “And before that?”
            “I can't recall.”
            “I get the impression though that many still don't know about you and your work.”
            “It's true, some are surprised to hear of me. Some still suffer from ill-fitting armor in silence, needlessly.”
            “Could it be the location?”
            “I don't think so, this area is actually on the rise-- there's a new rune shop next door, and I hear Ernie [owner of the Blue Moon Inn] is thinking of expanding.”
            “You provide your service free.”
            “Indeed.”
            “That's quite unusual, in this day and age.”
            “Perhaps."
            “But you do have other interests, don’t you?”
            “Interests? Well, I fletch a little..”
            “I mean other economic interests.”
            “Oh, that- yes. I don’t mind people knowing! It was Bob's idea actually- he runs an axe shop in Lummy. The tough part was getting Peska to agree.”
            “Why was that?”
            “Well, errm, Peska does fine work, particularly with the smaller helmets- but he works on his own, and to his own standards.”
            “Sort of a lone wolf?”
            “Or goblin. As I say, he does fine work, and we're on good terms, but.. I wanted to do more refined smithing. The problem was that Peska held an armor contract with the Council… and there are only so many contracts the Council allows in the manufacturing of weapons and armor for civilians.”
            “So you found another source of revenue?”
            “Exactly- you see, when I first came to the kingdom, all the full helmets had blue feathers. And they really looked terrible! Peska doesn't deal with the feather part anyway, the Champs Guild is in charge of attaching those. But I provide the red feathers, and get a percentage.”
            “What sort of a percentage?”
            “A fractional one. Not much really, but..”
            “Still, there are an incredible amount of full helmets around!”
            “Yes, indeed!” Thrander smiled.
            “Is this a net or gross percent?”
            “Net.”
            “Sweet!”
            “Yuppers.”
            “It doesn't bother you that- indirectly- your main customers are probably pkers?”
            “What people do with their helmets is no business of mine! I don't deal in weapons, as you know.”
            “That's true.”
            “As Horvick always says:
            ‘Armor doesn't kill people, weapons kill people.’”
            We were interrupted- fortuitously as it turned out- by a customer; giving Thrander a chance to show his stuff. A woman from Al Kharid way had been looking for the rune shop and- serendipitously as it turned out- was wearing a man's plate adamantine top. She waited upstairs modestly while Horvick pounded and shaped proficiently. I relate the incident verbosely.
           “Woot!” she beamed afterwards.
           Thrander quietly smiled.
           “How much?”
           “No charge,” I explained, “Thrander provides his services free.”
           “Kewl,” she offered, and was on her way.
           I asked of Thrander-
           “You mentioned the restrictions on armor trade imposed by the Council. What would you change about this? What do you think is the King’s role in this problem?”
          “Hum! The King,” he repeated “The King could- and should, I believe- take a more active role in the care of his new subjects. There is an armor surplus right now, and while the council determines who and how many can sell the armor, it is the King’s responsibility to welcome new subjects with adequate training and tools to survive.”
          “We’ve talked about this before- all travelers receive is a wooden shield and a bronze sword, a tinderbox, pick, and axe.”
          “Not even a medium helmet! You might as well give them fish-food and rat poison to defend themselves with. And yet we live in the most prosperous age in all the kingdoms’ history! I mean nothing against Peska when I say that it’s positively barbaric.”
          “There is a rumor that the King will soon be giving a small stipend to new visitors, in addition.”
          “That’s a good idea! A very fine notion. I know you agree with me, Frank, and you do your part- if others only gave a small amount of the armor they no longer want, I truly believe that no one in the kingdom need go without. I just wish that the King would change his position on this issue.”
          “It’s been a pleasure talking with you, Thrander.”
          “Thanks, I enjoyed it.”

                                            Addendum:
                                  Thrander: Man of Grace
          It was this boom economy Thrander mentioned that helped push the sweeping new changes to the Kingdom we all know of now. In addition to the complete refurbishment of the Varrock palace, and most of that surrounding town, that brought the additional stipend to all new travelers of a whopping twenty-five gold pieces. Ironically Thrander was no there to see it. Whether his words critical of the king were the cause, or a whim of the Council was responsible, Thrander was one of the few not granted the right to continue his business, even as a free service!
         Those who travel to new Varrock today, and tomorrow, may never know of this resourceful and selfless craftsman, and all he has done for the kingdom. We whose memories are longer should not forget him! And it is a small thing to visit him-- you will still find him at his post in his old shop: a more welcoming and courteous fellow you may not find in the kingdom, despite his ill fortune, and the knowledge that he may never see the new shop sitting in wait for him, anvils and all, in a prosperous kingdom with no time for this humble man of skill, dignity, and caring, the very embodiment of the finest graces.
                                         -Redrum Frank, Yanille

The author, hat in hand dramatically, viewing Thrander's vacant shop

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