An OSRS thing, written April 2006, but never posted.


The long-awaited Guide to Getting Killed is finally up! Who was waiting for it? Me, of course. -Red

Guide to Getting Killed

(INTERMEDIATE)

Part one: The Cheap Man’s Teleport

Hearing these wishes and words, crass and sharp, Redrum thought no less of his friend, but was much affected and saddened, himself being a friend of Al Kharid and a Knight of Arthur besides, and more as well, and so on.

Why, said Redrum, will you have ado with all at once? Ps seeming not to hear above the voices, in appearance, but by his face his countenance did acknowledge, still silent because Frank’s words had reached him, and he having been gifted that day with advice from Frank, and many Fish as well, caught and cooked by that one.

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